it’s not you it’s my anxiety

fujiwaradivebar:

mevie:

beggars-opera:

virgoprivilege:

gen z are like “we’re bringing early 2000s back” ok then commit

DO IT

Please don’t.

i-was-today-years-old-when:

I realized that calling someone a dime means you’re calling them a 10

jumex:

You kinda have to just be insane. And keep doing that forever

loudmouthed:

WHY would you want weed socks where you gonna wear those?? to church???? to school? to work? no you’ll wear them at home by yourself and take pics of them for the internet bc there’s little marijuanas on them

ramiinrx:

robosucka:

vikingofficial:

Omg I took the Covid vaccine and now my dick looks bigger?? Anybody else experience this?

I’m a healthcare worker and getting the vaccine gave me D cups

my ass is huge after the second dose

randalfthegray:

mysharona1987:

mysharona1987:

Macron has absolutely fucking had it with the anti vaxxers.

The French can be very brutal when they have to be.

Ask Marie Antoinette about that one.

Ok but this is the sensible way to frame public policy. Those who have done their part for society get to participate in it once again, while those who refuse to do their civic duty are just facing the consequences of their actions. If you don’t want the vaccine, you don’t get to make it everyone else’s problem. It’s great!

ursulaklegun:

Claiming to be an empath is a red flag lol

marisatomay:

girl help they’re playing music that was popular when i was in high school and making me feel nostalgic for an era of my life i have zero desire to return to